Wednesday, June 23, 2010

HE & SHE


He : can i buy u a drink?
She : actually i rather take the money.... :P

He : i'm a photographer , i've looking for face like yours.
She : i'm a plastic surgeon. i've looking for face like yours...xD

He : hi didn't we go on a date once ? or twice ?
She :must've been once. i never make the same mistake twice...

He : go on. don't be shy. ask me out. :)
She : okay. get out!!

He :i think i could make you happy...
She : why? are u leaving??

He : what should you say when i ask u to marry me?
She : nothing. i can't talk and laugh at the same time..

He : hey baby.... what your sign?
She : do not enter!!!

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